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Three little tyrants and the big bad Bush © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "THREE LITTLE PIGS" BY: GREEN JELLY BONUS QUOTE: "Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation." HENRY KISSINGER |
Why don't you kick right back and I I may tell you a tale A tale of 3 little tyrants And the big bad Bush! Well, the first little tyrant, well, he was kinda tricky Spent most of his days in a bunker in the city And then one day, he took it too far He f*cked with Uncle Sam in a land afar When fleeing from Kuwait he knew hardly what had hit him Ma of all wars was a draw, what a shittin' Then one day, running over kurds Along came Bush 2, spitting out these words: -Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned! -You've WMDs, and Osama's been seen! -Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned! -You've WMDs, and Osama's been seen! -Now I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in! -Huff and puff and blow your house in! -Huff and puff and blow your house in! Huffin' and a-puffin' he did blew the house in! Well, the second little tyrant, claims he's God's enlighten' Spends most of his days just a-fatwa writin' Smacking and a-cracking down on Western kitsch Got himself elected through religious speech' Builds big weapons for the next conflict Getting' fir'd up when Big M's depict' And one day when he was shoutin' "kill cartoonists" Along came the word he'll be bombed at the soonest: -Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned! -You plan nukes and Osama's been seen! -Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned! -You plan nukes and Osama's been seen! -Now I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in! -Huff and puff and blow your house in! -Huff and puff and blow your house in! -Flippin' and a-floppin' but I'll blow your house in! Well, the third little tyrant's a fat git Asian His daddy was a lardass too, on occasion Has nuclear knowledge, is known to be hedged Built his land from that rap unacknowledged A chia haired ruler, who's people chills Eatin' rock, starvin', payin' for the bills Will one day come the evil pointer? The axis man, the baddy evil counter? -Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, stop to sin -You have nukes and Osama's your kin -Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, stop to sin -You have nukes and Osama's your kin -I can huff and puff and I'll blow your house in -Huff and puff and blow your house in -Huff and puff and blow your house in! -'For the term is over I might blow the house in! And the big bad Bush Well, he flipped and he flopped all that he could But low and behold the little tyrant's house stood ''It's soon an election'' remaining tyrants shouted And Bush he frowned and he pouted And he cried to Cheney, like daddy POTUS had Who called O'Reilly - just as fast as he could: (O'REILLY): -Yo, tyrants, I'm your cop-a-feel, your ass is mine! (O'REILLY PROCEEDS WITH AN UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF BADMOUTHING, HOT AIR AND GENERALLY OBNOXIOUS RUMBLE AS THE ONGOING SONG AND DANCE TOTALLY FALLS APART). Well, our Bush's lame duck now, all can plainly see And that's the end of story 'til Jeb - Bush 3 Until, if listening, you just may Hear the bad Bush to all the tyrants say: -Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned -You've WMDs, and Osama's been seen -Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned -You've WMDs, and Osama's been seen -Jeb will huff and he'll puff and he'll blow your house in -Huff and puff and blow your house in -Huff and puff and blow your house in -Huff and puff and blow your house in -Fixing the election then he'll blow your house in! -Fixing the election then he'll blow your house in! -Fixing the election then he'll blow your house in! -Fixing the election then he'll blow your house in! And the moral of this story is that an idiot with a keyboard can easily amuse other writers with a stupid parody! © Peter Andersson 2006 |
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