Three little tyrants and the big bad Bush
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"THREE LITTLE PIGS"
BY: GREEN JELLY



BONUS QUOTE:
"Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation."
HENRY KISSINGER
 
Do you remember the original song? Do you remember President Bush's speech about an Axis of Evil? Ain't it remarkable how the latter has come to fit the fairytale used in the former? ;-)

Why don't you kick right back and I
I may tell you a tale
A tale of 3 little tyrants
And the big bad Bush!


Well, the first little tyrant, well, he was kinda tricky
Spent most of his days in a bunker in the city
And then one day, he took it too far
He f*cked with Uncle Sam in a land afar
When fleeing from Kuwait he knew hardly what had hit him
Ma of all wars was a draw, what a shittin'
Then one day, running over kurds
Along came Bush 2, spitting out these words:

-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned!
-You've WMDs, and Osama's been seen!
-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned!
-You've WMDs, and Osama's been seen!
-Now I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!
-Huff and puff and blow your house in!
-Huff and puff and blow your house in!

Huffin' and a-puffin' he did blew the house in!

Well, the second little tyrant, claims he's God's enlighten'
Spends most of his days just a-fatwa writin'
Smacking and a-cracking down on Western kitsch
Got himself elected through religious speech'
Builds big weapons for the next conflict
Getting' fir'd up when Big M's depict'
And one day when he was shoutin' "kill cartoonists"
Along came the word he'll be bombed at the soonest:

-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned!
-You plan nukes and Osama's been seen!
-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned!
-You plan nukes and Osama's been seen!
-Now I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!
-Huff and puff and blow your house in!
-Huff and puff and blow your house in!
-Flippin' and a-floppin' but I'll blow your house in!

Well, the third little tyrant's a fat git Asian
His daddy was a lardass too, on occasion
Has nuclear knowledge, is known to be hedged
Built his land from that rap unacknowledged
A chia haired ruler, who's people chills
Eatin' rock, starvin', payin' for the bills
Will one day come the evil pointer?
The axis man, the baddy evil counter?

-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, stop to sin
-You have nukes and Osama's your kin
-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, stop to sin
-You have nukes and Osama's your kin
-I can huff and puff and I'll blow your house in
-Huff and puff and blow your house in
-Huff and puff and blow your house in!
-'For the term is over I might blow the house in!

And the big bad Bush
Well, he flipped and he flopped all that he could
But low and behold the little tyrant's house stood
''It's soon an election'' remaining tyrants shouted
And Bush he frowned and he pouted
And he cried to Cheney, like daddy POTUS had
Who called O'Reilly - just as fast as he could:

(O'REILLY):
-Yo, tyrants, I'm your cop-a-feel, your ass is mine!

(O'REILLY PROCEEDS WITH AN UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF BADMOUTHING, HOT AIR AND GENERALLY OBNOXIOUS RUMBLE AS THE ONGOING SONG AND DANCE TOTALLY FALLS APART).

Well, our Bush's lame duck now, all can plainly see
And that's the end of story 'til Jeb - Bush 3
Until, if listening, you just may
Hear the bad Bush to all the tyrants say:

-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned
-You've WMDs, and Osama's been seen
-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned
-You've WMDs, and Osama's been seen
-Jeb will huff and he'll puff and he'll blow your house in
-Huff and puff and blow your house in
-Huff and puff and blow your house in
-Huff and puff and blow your house in
-Fixing the election then he'll blow your house in!
-Fixing the election then he'll blow your house in!
-Fixing the election then he'll blow your house in!
-Fixing the election then he'll blow your house in!


And the moral of this story is that an idiot with a keyboard can easily amuse other writers with a stupid parody!



© Peter Andersson 2006

   

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