99 Monkeys did monkey type art © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL" BONUS QUOTE: "Food for the mind is like food for the body: The inputs are never the same as the outputs." MARSHALL McLUHAN		This is an attempt to do the kind of a cappella song that kids love to sing at around age 5-10, at the school yard, together with friends, substituting the (in this one) five syllable name "George of the Jungle" with the name of whatever teacher, bully or celebrity that is currently a topic: Names like "Ronald McDonald", "Marilyn Manson", "Dubya and Kerry", "Frodo and Gandalf", "Merry and Pippin", "Jar-Jar and Padme", "Benjamin Franklin" and even "Usama bin Laden" (if you take away the pre-word "when") all works (as examples on) substitutes. But, that said, still you really shouldn´t enjoy this parody if you are beyond kindergarten age! 99 monkeys did monkey type art 99 monkeys, for start When George of the Jungle did happen to fart 1 of the monkeys had infarct of heart 98 monkeys they sat in a tree 98 monkeys, and see! When George of the Jungle did came there to pee 2 of the monkeys decided to flee 96 monkeys were minding their biz 96 monkeys, that is When George of the Jungle did came there to whizz 4 of the monkeys were running for bliss 92 monkeys they went to the loo 92 monkeys, it's true When George of the Jungle did came there to poo 8 of the monkeys took off shouting "Ewww!!!" 84 monkeys were taking a nap 84 monkeys, clap, clap When George of the Jungle did came there to crap 16 green monkeys took off from the map 68 monkeys were having a fit 68 monkeys, and spit When George of the Jungle did came there to shit 32 monkeys dropped dead 'for he quit The rest of the monkeys did hide in a Palm The rest of the monkeys were calm Then George of the Jungle did came with napalm Not 1 single monkey now sits in that tree! IF YOU´RE THINKING "HEY! THAT LAST LINE DIDN´T RHYME" THEN, APPARENTLY, YOU ARE BEYOND KINDERGARTEN AGE! DEAL WITH IT! :-) © Peter Andersson 2004
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