Anakin © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "BOBBY BROWN" BY: FRANK ZAPPA BONUS QUOTE: "A moment spent in understanding is worth a lifetime spent in awe." UNKNOWN		With increasing age and decreasing vigorousness George Lucas decides to let his retirement plan - the new Star Wars TV series to come - be a one by one line of "documentary" interviews performed on the astral plane (kinda like 60 minutes) but allows the CGI department some wiggle room with the first episode. The result: Another Star Wars musical, this totally ridiculous parody intro, and a singing/dancing vaudevillian from beyond the grave is forced upon an unsuspecting audience. Hi there people I'm Anakin I know now that Luke's my next of kin His force was strong, but mine was stronger I fought all his masters and they are no longer Once I was at the Jedi school I dressed up sharp and I acted cool I found a chancellor there, he used to help with my capers And when I know all the tricks the baddies vanished in vapors Oh God I was the Imperial dream I never aimed for unextreme I was so handsome as Obi-Wan's bitch Before I got a new hand and 'came all stitched (Got a new, got a new, got a new, got a new hand) But that insurrection Did wonders for my recollection I tell you people, it wasn't nitty When I fought my son in the cloudy city I made a little speech then I tried to make him change then I had his soul on a leach, but he fell to quick He made it out alive, but thought I was a dick Oh God I was the Imperial dream But then I lost my self esteem I was a handsome Pad-oh-Wan bitch Then was a man or machine, still don't know which (I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder) So I reached out an' Palpy was nought but hate I jingled my sword, but was soon to be late Got this job guardin' clumsy ol' clone prats And nothing but Ewoks to throw rockets or stones at Eventually Yoda's and Ben's Teachin' drifted along 'to my brain and then I couldn't run any longer on Imperial Power But made a last toss and Pappy Palpy sour Oh God I was the imperial dream With a toddler who's a butthead, it makes me scream I could do anything, but passed to spook I stayed alive, dead, thinking "Up yours Luke" Oh God, oh God, I was fantastic! Thanks to Obi, mostly circuits and plastic And my name was Anakin I'm astral now and still around And my name was Anakin Astral now, I'm still around And my name was Anakin Astral now, I'm still around © Peter Andersson 2006
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