Ancle bracelet © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DEVIL'S HAIRCUT" BY: BECK BONUS QUOTE: "The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail, if it were not for this penalty the jury would never hear the evidence." H. L. MENCKEN		Only two things in this song are true. So far... Breaking wind during figure skating And every skunk I send has a mailman hating My immature hobby's doing wedgies on braces An' taking pisses at the windows of Macy's Beads I'm burning and I've worn goatees And I skeet The Boss CDs Sister's made crying over ant farm cockroach' Hairy back's given me the nickname Sasquatch Got an ancle bracelet - I'm assigned Got an ancle bracelet - Home confined Got an ancle bracelet - For a crime Got an ancle bracelet - Doing time Pawned latrines and leper house crutches Paint cunt orgies in the Barbie Fair's bushes When in a fight I fake comatosis Sexlife's a chorus of sprayed Mace blues Got an ancle bracelet - I'm behind Got an ancle bracelet - In a bind Got an ancle bracelet - Misaligned Got an ancle bracelet - Judge was kind Did one right hence the story's turning Everlasting's my rep returning Centerfolds come over playing And everywhere I look there's a cheer (Yeah!) awaiting Got an ancle bracelet - Shot a mime! Got an ancle bracelet - Shot a mime! Got an ancle bracelet - Shot a mime! Got an ancle bracelet - Shot a mime! Ancle bracelet - Just in time! Ancle bracelet - Just in time! Ancle bracelet - Just in time! © Peter Andersson 2008
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