Avril is a poser © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DEVIL IS A LOSER" BY: LORDI BONUS QUOTE: "The secret of success is sincerity, once you can fake that you've got it made." UNKNOWN		What's the antonym to Lordi, a heavy rock band that allegedly used three days to get the make up right for their first video? Could it be Avril (Lavigne), the so called artist responsible for brainwashing her lowbrow fan populace into thinking that black lipstick and a Barbie/Hobbit sized leather jacket makes them Punk Rockers? You hang with skaters in the easy lane You want your punk music the easy way You got a dame without brain And her act is really gay You wear black leather but your rind is weak You have black lipstick but you're still a sheep You bought it all - and then more From Avril's Come-Tweenie store "Sk8r Boi" and "Complicated" (Punk desecrated) First you hear it you should hate it (She's overrated) And how she's always gonna fake it (Brain's been vacated) Get out, get out' town, you're not a punk 'cos... That Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch Her fan base is so dumb that it makes me itch That Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch Tasteless losers making him rich She's a bitch You think her records are your licence to goth You bought fakery and our loathe You're stillborn, to grind downhill Like Avril you're unskilled You get concussion when you blow your nose Not a lot killed though far as neurons goes Game's up, you've no cerebral brawns You bring us only yawns "Sk8r Boi" and "Complicated" (Punk desecrated) First you hear it you should hate it (She's overrated) And how she's always gonna fake it (Brain's been vacated) Dead on, dead on dumb, you're not a punk 'cos... That Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch Her fan base is so dumb that it makes me twitch That Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch Hopeless losers making him rich And when she goes rotund She makes us catch some Zs Success came bought and Sold like her through MTV You got yourself some greasepaint Drew your eyelids black Now you think you've no restraint Teen Weenies don't know jack! That Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch Her fan base is so dumb that they buy her kitsch That Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch Brainless losers making him rich She's a bitch Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch Her fans heads are as good as an empty fridge Yes that Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch Pimping records making him rich Pimping records making him rich Pimping records making him rich © Peter Andersson 2006
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