Beckham´s been cheating on his wife
©
PETER ANDERSSON
A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"RAINDROPS KEEP
FALLING ON MY HEAD"
BY: B.J THOMAS
BONUS QUOTE:
"Marriage means commitment, but so
does insanity."
UNKNOWN
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First use of "Cheetah": As in that large but very thin wild cat.
Second use of "Cheetah": As in Tarzan´s little monkey friend
in the old movies.
Beckham´s been cheating on his wife
Apparently she no longer can spice up his life
Marriage´s not a hit
And, Beckham´s been cheating on his wife
He´s been cheating
Maybe he´s picking up habits from before
Or Sven-Göran Eriksson has taught him how to score
Sleeping with a blonde
That, Viking was cheating on his wife
Just like David
Yes he´s been lay´n´, in Spain
With drunk from Mar-gar-itas Seno-ritas
Compared to whom his skinny woman looks like Cheetahs
Beckham´s been scoring overtime
And Rebecca Loos has made his wife sour like a lime
Crying all the time
But, she cannot ever stop these gold-diggers coming
Kissing his pecs
He´s THE Metrosex-Becks
Compared to him his poshy woman looks like Cheetah
Beckham´s been scoring on the side
And that prob´bly mean his wife will soon give him a ride
Lawyers will be rich
And, Odds: 1-5 that they will not stay United
If he stays Real
Where he´s coping a feeee...l
© Peter Andersson 2004
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