Bleeding from a stone © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "LOADED AND ALONE" BY: HINDER BONUS QUOTE: "Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses and some don't turn up at all." SAM EWING		Luckily only one part of this two parter song about running is based on personal experience (but I'm not saying which one). Just a bit - down the road Inadvertently picked up a stone With a nib - maybe two It found home as it flipped in my shoe Been getting maimed, maimed, maimed Didn't bring a band aid kit It's pain, pain, pain Heel skin I now miss a bit 'Tis full stride bane I'm not gonna run for days now It's not funny - when I'm off the track As stoner - cos I didn't knew jack When it carved through skin and socks And adhesives was left back home I'm bleeding from a stone Bleeding from a stone So I limped - back at home When a mongrel took aim at my jewels A small dog - that noone had groomed And the mutt got away with it too Been getting maimed, maimed, maimed Didn't bring a band aid kit It's pain, pain, pain Foreskin I now miss and bits It's full thrust bane I move as smooth as doggystyled cows It's not funny - when chihuawas attack I feel small - and the rest's a dogsnack Cos it bit through skin and jock And my raising form left my bone(s) I'm bleeding from a stone (Repeat various loose parts down the song's final stretch) © Peter Andersson 2009
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