Booty women (don't stay hungry long) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "TEXAS WOMEN (DON'T STAY LONELY LONG)" BY: BROOKS & DUNN BONUS QUOTE: "Food is an important part of a balanced diet." FRAN LEBOWITZ		The original song used here is the first one I've decided to parody before I even heard it, I saw the title and at least ten variations of "XX women don't stay YY long" ran through my head. Unfortunately it doesn't offer much to work with, have a weak rhyming pattern and a mediocre chorus for parodies, but I decided to still go through and serve up this one idea. I'll bet by the time they get pass seconds They'll be order in more pork and beans They'll chow down on cow steaks - buy the dozen, behold! And as an appetizer pancakes and a bowl of cream Something tells me our supplies will be gone The ad "eat all you want" will be our doom 'Cos Heaven knows these girls was born to smoke crepes And booty women don't stay hungry long It's a fact that women like the ones I serve They'll find all at their taste, in a restaurant All the same, their manners getting on my nerves They don't like waiters much 'Cos booty women don't stay hungry long I've sure come to think they'll eat forever They will send us straight to bankruptcy And now they stomp the floor, re-demanding pork chops And trays to pick up pieces and more a la carte Sure wish I could close down an' say I'm sorry But that'd be getting in a combat zone I fear they mean it when they flirt and say they'll eat me These booty women don't stay hungry long It's a fact that women like the ones I serve They'll find all at their taste, in a restaurant All the same, their manners getting on my nerves They don't like waiters much Booty women don't stay hungry long It's a fact that women like the ones I serve They'll find all at their taste, in a restaurant All the same, their manners getting on my nerves They don't like waiters much Booty women don't stay hungry long © Peter Andersson 2007
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