Bring flu to your school © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "BE TRUE TO YOUR SCHOOL" BY: THE BEACH BOYS BONUS QUOTE: "The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment." UNKNOWN		I wanted to write a song about swine flu, I wanted to fill it with witty social commentary and maybe a subtle stab at Rupert Murdoch (who owns more tabloids than anyone else in the world and also has financial interests in the manufacturing of the Tamiflu vaccine), I wanted to do that but I failed - so I wrote this stupid ditty full of lyrical phlegm instead! When some mean virus tries to put you down And you fear you'll be late And you don't feel okay Now don't stay in your study Drag your ass off to school No matter what is your state Go bring flu to your school now Just spread the germs to all girls and guys Bring flu to your school now And help the tabloids say die Bring flu to your school You got a lubricous sweat goin' And an aching up front You got a terminal hack Be proud to spit it out Where you cruise around The SAT scores go down As if all kids were on crack Go bring flu to your school now Just spread the germs to all girls and guys Bring flu to your school now And help the tabloids say die Bring flu to your school The swine flu is just hot air, it's a tabloid shame I'd say a sty pen write That we should smash right now The paper boys are working double overtime As they make lungs clamp up tight Go bring flu to your *cough* now Just spread the germs to all *cough* and guys Bring *cough* to your *cough* now And help the *cough, cough* say die Bring *cough* to *cough, cough* *cough, cough, cough*, bring flu to your school *cough, cough, cough*, bring flu to your school *cough, cough, cough*, bring flu to your school *cough, cough, cough*, bring flu to your school © Peter Andersson 2009
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