Bumper nuts
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"SIMON SAYS"
BY: DRAIN STH



BONUS QUOTE:
"If you think this car is dirty
you should spend a night
with the driver."

BUMPERSTICKER
 
If you're not familiar with bumper nuts you're still blessed, but as a fellow parodist you're gonna crash with me in purgatory anyway so you might as well google it and/or turn the headlights here: www.bumpernuts.com

Eww… Eww… Eww…

I can't help that I stare!

Gee - the road is free
But who knew - in this view - balls would speed
Deed - it is indeed
To like this tell the world you're a steed

I have seen my share of speedy smut
But nothing near as gross as bumper nuts
Is that driver for real
Is he aroused by his rod of steel - heel
And his cars' sex appeal's
Sinking so fast that it's like an unreal - deal

Heave - I'm gonna heave
Such a node - on the road - is a peeve
Beep - I oughta beep
And then crash him again and again I believe

I have seen my share of nutty fads
But nothing on a car like bumper nads
Is that dipstick a putz
Is he aroused by the way he strut - nuts
Take him down, lay him flat
Highway Patrol should take care of that - stat

SOLO - THEN MORE MOANS OF DISGUST

Not a pick-up truck!
Not a pick-up truck!
Not a pick-up truck!
Is that moron aware!?

I have seen my share of raunchy rut
But nothing near as coarse as bumper nuts
Is that bumpkin aware
Is he aroused by the way we stare - glare
At his tow hook impaired
Flash it about as if he have a spare - pair



© Peter Andersson 2008

   

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