Bumper nuts © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SIMON SAYS" BY: DRAIN STH BONUS QUOTE: "When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile." BOB EDWARDS		If you're not familiar with bumper nuts you're still blessed, but as a fellow parodist you're gonna crash with me in purgatory anyway so you might as well google it and/or turn the headlights here: www.bumpernuts.com Eww… Eww… Eww… I can't help that I stare! Gee - the road is free But who knew - in this view - balls would speed Deed - it is indeed To like this tell the world you're a steed I have seen my share of speedy smut But nothing near as gross as bumper nuts Is that driver for real Is he aroused by his rod of steel - heel And his cars' sex appeal's Sinking so fast that it's like an unreal - deal Heave - I'm gonna heave Such a node - on the road - is a peeve Beep - I oughta beep And then crash him again and again I believe I have seen my share of nutty fads But nothing on a car like bumper nads Is that dipstick a putz Is he aroused by the way he strut - nuts Take him down, lay him flat Highway Patrol should take care of that - stat SOLO - THEN MORE MOANS OF DISGUST Not a pick-up truck! Not a pick-up truck! Not a pick-up truck! Is that moron aware!? I have seen my share of raunchy rut But nothing near as coarse as bumper nuts Is that bumpkin aware Is he aroused by the way we stare - glare At his tow hook impaired Flash it about as if he have a spare - pair © Peter Andersson 2008
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