Can I chop Orc
with you girl?

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"CAN I SIT NEXT TO YOU GIRL"
BY: AC/DC



BONUS QUOTE:
"Equality is only admitting women are as much jerks
as men are, women are
just prettier."

NEWFOGHILL
 
Not to diminish Arwen as the #1 hottie, but this one is for Eowyn!

Well I met this girl for the first time at Pelennor Fields
Standing in the queue with her helmet on and shields
Aní we looked at our demise
So I copped a feel at one of her thighs
She started swearing real refined
And thatīs when I said

Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you?

Demolition, we were doing alright
íTil this dork came up aní stomped at her side
Oh I took him by surprise
When I copped a feel at one of his thighs
He started turning to me real fast
And thatīs when heíd blast

I canít chop dorks like you girl!
Aní canít chop Orc like you girl!
I canít chop Orc like you girl!
I canít chop Orc like you girl!
I canít chop Orc like you!
I canít chop Orc like you!

But I wanna

So help me!

Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you, aní use your comb?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you, do you hear?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Cīmon!

Can I drop Orc with you girl?
Can I bop Orc with you girl?
Can I crop Orc with you girl?
Can I plop Orc with you girl?
Can I cop Orc with you girl?
Can I pop Orc with you girl?
Can I stop Orc with you girl?
Can I whop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I?



© Peter Andersson 2005

   

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