Can I chop Orc with you girl? © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "CAN I SIT NEXT TO YOU GIRL" BY: AC/DC BONUS QUOTE: "Equality is only admitting women are as much jerks as men are, women are just prettier." NEWFOGHILL		Not to diminish Arwen as the #1 hottie, but this one is for Eowyn! Well I met this girl for the first time at Pelennor Fields Standing in the queue with her helmet on and shields An’ we looked at our demise So I copped a feel at one of her thighs She started swearing real refined And that´s when I said Can I chop Orc with you girl? Can I chop Orc with you girl? Can I chop Orc with you girl? Can I chop Orc with you girl? Can I chop Orc with you? Demolition, we were doing alright ’Til this dork came up an’ stomped at her side Oh I took him by surprise When I copped a feel at one of his thighs He started turning to me real fast And that´s when he’d blast I can’t chop dorks like you girl! An’ can’t chop Orc like you girl! I can’t chop Orc like you girl! I can’t chop Orc like you girl! I can’t chop Orc like you! I can’t chop Orc like you! But I wanna So help me! Can I chop Orc with you girl? Can I chop Orc with you girl? Can I chop Orc with you girl? Can I chop Orc with you girl? Can I chop Orc with you, an’ use your comb? Can I chop Orc with you girl? Can I chop Orc with you girl? Can I chop Orc with you, do you hear? Can I chop Orc with you girl? Can I chop Orc with you girl? C´mon! Can I drop Orc with you girl? Can I bop Orc with you girl? Can I crop Orc with you girl? Can I plop Orc with you girl? Can I cop Orc with you girl? Can I pop Orc with you girl? Can I stop Orc with you girl? Can I whop Orc with you girl? Can I chop Orc with you girl? Can I? © Peter Andersson 2005
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