Cat in the box © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "MAN IN THE BOX" BY: ALICE IN CHAINS BONUS QUOTE: "There are no rules here, we're trying to accomplish something." THOMAS EDISON		Credit where credit's due: Two other parody authors without this strange parody wouldn't exist. Phil Alexander, the foremost scientific parodist, who wrote a parody about Schroedinger's Cat and introduced me to the subject. Red Ant, the foremost AiC parodist, who was kind enough to offer some suggestions for it. As for the subject: Here's an introduction. Miaow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow Miaow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow I'm the cat in the box Locked me in - I sit Don't you look and kill me, kill me Miaow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow, can you get me out? Schro-no-no-no-no-dinger, don't be a shaker Cy-i-i-i-anide, I can taste it, Oh! Miaow-aow-aow-aow-aow, let me out you mutts! Miaow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow Miaow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow I'm alive, will you bet? Still my nose is wet Don't you look and kill me, kill me Miaow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow, someone get me out! Schro-no-no-no-no-dinger’s, a purr life taker Ay-ay-ay-ay-I’m-encased, pussy’s waste now Miaow-aow-aow-aow-aow, what is wrong with ducks? (A philosophical question: If a solo is played in the middle of a song, and the listener skips it, is it still part of the tune?) Miaow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow, PETA, hear me shout! Schro-no-no-no-no-dinger’s, a coffin maker E-e-eye my 9 lives, and they’re wasted, all Miaow-aow-aow-aow-aow, science really sucks! Miaow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow Miaow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow-aow © Peter Andersson 2006
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