David Beckham's British Cross Ball Gang © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND" BY: THE BEATLES BONUS QUOTE: "The race is not always to the swift but to those who keep on running." UNKNOWN		There are only three things you need to know to enjoy this parody. England's only victory in the (Soccer) World Cup came as far back as in 1966 (and on home soil). They haven't beaten Sweden in any kind of qualifying or championship match since 1968. Tonight we're once again gonna spank their asses red, white & boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-blue. It's been forty years since '66 When ol' British Soccer had some kicks They've been failing every single cup And they're always ready for a flop So let my disabuse imbue Their Sucker Team to loose this year David Beckham's British Cross Ball Gang They're David Beckham's British Cross Ball Gang They're moving up the ball to slow David Beckham's British Cross Ball Gang Sit back and watch the field's grass grow David Beckham's British David Beckham's British David Beckham's British Cross Ball Gang A wonder that they are here They're really not Brazil And what a lowbrow audience Too think the World Cup is for them Too think the World Cup's theirs As tradition bids they'll come to blow And the manager is way too slow And the keeper barely scrapes along And you know that something will go wrong And then it'll be protrude and rude The one and only British game From David Beckham's British Cross Ball Gang © Peter Andersson 2006
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