E'er I post a selfie the net will be hotter © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "IF YOU BUY THIS RECORD YOUR LIFE WILL BE BETTER" BY: MAYA FEAT THE TAMPERER BONUS QUOTE: "The White House may ban people from taking selfies with the president. Not only that, the White House now has photobomb-sniffing dogs." CONAN O'BRIEN		We all know this type of guy/man, don't we? The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. I've been training, I've been grooming, I have hardened up my buns Tanned 'til I was well or overdone When I worked out near the window all the hummingbirds were stunned Soon I'll be on Google number one, one, one, one E'er I post a selfie the net will be hotter All servers will totter, so lock up your daughter Yeah, e'er I post a selfie the net's getting hotter Can't deny, can't deny, can't deny Click, click, click, click, click, click Click, click, click, click, click, click Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick Click, click, click, click, click, click Click, click, click, click, click, click Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick Now I'm posing all the time, I even pout when I'm at rest For church a tank top is my Sunday best Now all you losers out' my way 'cos you don't stand a chance Look's a female libido enhance-hance-hance-er E'er I post a selfie the world's getting better Beyoncé gets wetter, you men are my debtors Yeah, e'er I post a selfie the world becomes better I'm so fly, I'm so fly, I'm so fly Click, click, click, click, click, click Click, click, click, click, click, click Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick Click, click, click, click, click, click Click, click, click, click, click, click Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick I'm out of good synonyms for fabulous! E'er I post a selfie the net starts to jitter It's hot news on Twitter, and Bieber fans quit "her" Yeah, e'er I post a selfie y'all start to jitter Like you're high, like you're high, like you're high Click, click, click, click, click, click Click, click, click, click, click, click Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick Click, click, click, click, click, click Click, click, click, click, click, click Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick © Peter Andersson 2014
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