FILF © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "HELP" BY: THE BEATLES BONUS QUOTE: "In my sex fantasy nobody ever loves me for my mind." NORAH EPHRON		Credit to where credit's due: Central pun inspired by similar HILF joke on the fly by in an episod of "My name is Earl" and original song choise inspired by the a few years old parody "MILF" by fellow author Red Ant. Filth! But where's the udders? Filth! Guess I made a sod err! Filth! It's worse than sodom-com! Filth!!! Well I typed sloppy when I surfed the other day I never knew that type of site existed anyway And when the page came on, in shock I hit the floor And then I crawled up to the wall and ripped the power cord MILFonline dot com, I typed it wrong And I hit a site where I sure don't belong FILFonline dot com it came along And it did freeze, freeze all me I've seen some stuff deranged throughout my online days But what that site displayed should surely be displaced Now I've got online angst, I fear that there's no cure I think that I will never trust the internet no more MILFonline dot com or 18 teens Was the site I planned to visit without jeans FILFonline dot com buggered my screen And it had no birds and bees I may be kinky, even yucky, but not gay I never wanted any bloke to help me out that way I pray no pics were cached through my PC's back door And I have found I have no urge for porn surfing no more MILFonline dot com it has some pics Of the kind that will appease old fashioned dicks FILFonline dot com's a dirty trick And it's just sleaze, sleaze to me To me! To me! © Peter Andersson 2008
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