Flip the bird © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "IF YOU´RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS" KNOWN IN SWEDISH AS: "KLAPPA HÄNDERNA OM DU ÄR RIKTIGT GLAD" BONUS QUOTE: "Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life." MICRON		This was at the time my best song in English that far. If you don't like it, guess what I'm gonna do! If you're angry and you know it, flip the bird Don't you hesitate to show it, flip the bird If you can not count to ten If you got a plaqued up pen If you flunked your course in zen Flip the bird If your temper's long restrained now, flip the bird Get your anger-rights regained now, flip the bird If the team you hate has won If you're at a South Park Con If you're Dennis Rodman's son Flip the bird If your local radio's stinking, flip the bird If your patience with it's sinking, flip the bird If you're tired of that Britney And the way she's moaning "hit me" And that Houston's shamed by Whitney Flip the bird If you're put up for detention, flip the bird If you don't mind the attention, flip the bird If you're running out of dough If the pizza guy is slow Even if he is your bro' Flip the bird If you're cut off in mid traffic, flip the bird If you hate that guy Ben Affleck, flip the bird Pearlie Harbor could have passed Willie Hunting was a gas But he's doing J'Lo's ass Flip the bird If you're betting wrong on eeries, flip the bird If the Cubs do win the series, flip the bird If the turtle beats the bunny If your losing streak's uncanny Lest you owe the bokkie money Flip the bird If a barmaid calls you "bother", flip the bird If you're turned down for another, flip the bird To the barman shake your fist Tip him off on what he missed You deserve to be real pissed Flip the bird If your nine-to-five job's stinking, flip the bird If you're not that good at thinking, flip the bird If you're working for the man If the shit has hit the fan If you have to kiss the Gran Flip the bird If you get to go on Springer, flip the bird If you wish you had a stinger, flip the bird If you're off to 'Stan as drafted Cos your postman's really crafted And your girlfriend's getting shafted Flip the bird If you're constantly neglected, flip the bird If the losing guy's elected, flip the bird Politicians learn to buck it Just like hos are trained to suck it Only sound response is "fuck it" Flip the bird If you see Hussein in Baghdad, flip the bird If Nichole-Smith got yo' dad bagged, flip the bird If you're really not that tactile If you overflow with black bile If you're gothic with a black smile Flip the bird If your trustfond bank's embessling, flip the bird If your spouse are stuck on wrestling, flip the bird If your trailer park's evicted Like your Ma-in-Law predicted Don't you kill and be convicted Flip the bird If the rain just keeps on pouring, flip the bird If you think this song is boring, flip the bird If your babysitter's Wacko If he lubes your son with Taco Show directions to sky's Draco Flip the bird If you're hussled by the collars, flip the bird If the gas price reach two dollars, flip the bird If you're fired for your slacking If a sense of tact you're lacking If you find your woman packing Flip the bird If the corner punk's a bother, flip the bird Even if you are his father, flip the bird If you payed too many bills For a quickie lovin' thrill With a bitch who missed the pill Flip the bird If your kids a bunch a wieners, flip the bird If they rip you at the cleaners, flip the bird If your girlfriend is too bossy If your neighbour is like Ozzy If your hounded by a possy Flip the bird If you think that France expired, flip the bird If their pisswine makes you tired, flip the bird If your boyfriend says he's gay If he's got a tounge of clay Turning cheek is not the way Flip the bird If the Star Wars fans are lining, flip the bird If there's no force there to fine'em, flip the bird Be the local black cape baddy Beat the lightsword carrying caddy Call Darth Vader CPAP Daddy Flip the bird If the world is out to break you, flip the bird When the Reaper comes to take you, flip the bird If it's not your time to go If you're hunted by a crow If you're heading down below Flip the bird If your wife is Peggy Bundy, it's your fate If you're known around as Gandhi, it's too late Karma's up for soul digestion Do or don't your will's the question Listen here is my suggestion FLIP THE BIRD! © Peter Andersson 2003
		HOME PAGE