For us with
broken gifts
(will receipt do?)

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
(WE SALUTE YOU)"
BY: AC/DC



BONUS QUOTE:
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
UNKNOWN
 
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

We´re here to vent
All our discontent
Woe, woe

Ouch!

Stand up at your counters
For now we are about to complain
You are the dealers
That sold us Christmas evening pain
Hell No to your sales pitch
That Rudolph must have missed a bit
We won´t be leavin´, take your shit
We´re still asking friendly, bitch!

For us with broken gifts, will receipt do?
For us with broken gifts, will receipt do?

We queued at dawn at your front door
With a wallet ready to bleed
We´re crying poor, so refund the score
Heads will roll in here indeed!

For us with broken gifts, will receipt do?
For us with broken gifts, will receipt do?
For us with broken gifts, will receipt do?
(No it won´t!)
For us with broken gifts, won´t receipt do?
Uh! Huh!?

Ouch!
Ouch!

Don´t give us "battery is tired, warranty´s expired"
Beady eyes´a lame excuse
Pick up your dough, and them over you hand
You old, pitiful bag of douche!

For us with broken gifts – Sire!
Will receipt do?
For us with broken gifts – (Crash!)
Will receipt do?
For us with broken gifts – Sire!
Will receipt do?
Ouch!

Sire!
Wiiiiiiiill Receeeeeeeeipt Doooooooo?

Will receipt do?

For us with broken gifts, will receipt do?
For us with broken gifts, will receipt do?
For us with broken gifts, will receipt do?
For us with broken gifts, will receipt do?

Shite! (Crash!)
Shite! (Crash!)

Shite! (Crash!)
Shite! (Crash!)

From us with crap, to you who gained
Your Christmas price will cost you more than pain
Now we loathe you!
Yeah!

Will receipt do?
Will receipt do?
Will receipt do?

(Crash!) (Crash!) (Crash!) (Crash!) (Crash!)

Sire!?

(CRASH!)



© Peter Andersson 2004

   

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