Frodo
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"BIMBO"
BY: LAMBRETTA



BONUS QUOTE:
"Writing a letter to your loved one when you're apart is like drawing a picture of a sandwich when
you're hungry."

CARL-GUSTAF LINDSTEDT
 
OK, so the whole saga is fantasy, but what is the single most unrealistic part in Lord of the Rings: Talking/Walking trees? The Orc/Goblin procreation fest that resulted in the Uruk-Hai? Gandalf smoking weeds for hundreds of years without turning into a junkie? The Balrog living on Habanero Peppers at the bottom of an old mine? Well, those are all candidates for sure but Ill advocate the non-reactions of Rose Cotton (girlfriend of Sam Gamgee). One morning she woke up to find that her boyfriend has just simply taken off into the woods with best buddy Frodo, and though she got no word, no message or even a postcard for more than a year she still did marry him when he got back NO questions asked!!! Now, thanks to modern age eavesdropping/parody technology, I can present you with a much more plausible reaction, as it would be bitched out loudly to her female friends when theyd gather to hear about what happened.

Whos that Halfling staffing up with Gandalf?
Tell me, I really gotta know!
Since when did the Shire need a portend?
Since when, I really gotta know!
I really gotta know!

Hes been faking the whole thing
A fellowship includes no ring
Whos he, tell me!
Now hes sleeping next to Sam
Oh God I fear that its a scam
I need to know!
Whos that Frodo?

Whos that limping loony with the lembas bread?
Whos that, I really wanna know!
Did moans or my body send him headfirst!
What did, this girl has got to know!
This girl has got to know!

Now hes tied my man a string
A fellowship includes no ring
Whos he, tell me?
Now hes sleeping by my man
Oh God the shit has hit the fan!
I need to know, whos that hobo?

Im hoping that... stupid klutz been lead astray
Man, Ill be getting less mad
I think Im fat, maybe Sam is turning gay?

Im hoping that... stupid klutz been lead astray
Man, Ill be getting less mad
I think Im fat, maybe Sam is turning gay?

Hes been bragging bout his sting
A fellowship includes no ring!
Whos he, tell me?
Are they sleeping back to back?
Oh God I fear that hes a mack!
I need to know!
Hes been sized up by a king
A fellowship includes no ring
Whos he, tell me?
Now theyre sleeping in a cave
Oh God I want the truth, I crave!
I have to know! I do!

Now hes sleeping next to Sam
And God I fear that its a scam
I need to know!
Whos that Frodo?



© Peter Andersson 2006

   

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