Gay King Kong © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "KING KONG SONG" BY: ABBA BONUS QUOTE: "Gay liberation, I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me." BETTE DAVIS		There are some things I just don't understand, for one I don't understand why anyone would pay hard earned money to go and see a movie about two cowboys turning gay. I also don't understand how the director of such a flick could get an Oscar ahead of Peter Jackson and "King Kong", but apparently the jury thought it was an inferior accomplishment to direct a rampant, oversized, maneating gorilla compared to directing two shepherding, limpwristed, maneating cowboys. Anyway, what I do understand is that Peter Jackson needs to take "King Kong" back to the cutting room and make a remake of his remake, directly aimed for the politically correct parts of the jury, if for nothing else just as an attempt to scare them straight! Well I was looking at the Oscars on the TV last night Then I had very PC notion, yeah I really had to write a song about it And if made and presented for the jury at hand Sure you know that jury's gonna like it, yeah (Although that normal people's gonna shun it) Just make a back door upsurge filler A big black gay gorilla You make a gay King Kong and the prize will come along Listen to the jury and it cannot go wrong Go do a gay King Kong, let the monkey get it on Add some winning heat 'fore the monkey's embalmed That is my advice, make a gay King Kong Now you could make a movie with a scream queen in lace And for sure you made her climb the steeple, yeah Tattoos done well and scream queen turns to drag queen! And when they get together, let them have a good time Don't forget to add a ton of muzak, yeah 'Cos what you'll sell on screen is kinda kinky Don't let his **** hang down And waddle all around Make a bully back door filler A ballet poof gorilla You make a gay King Kong as a brokeback tagalong Listen to the jury and it cannot go wrong Go do a gay King Kong, the jury'll come along You will see them buy the ol' monkey like johns Then there'll be much praise for a gay King Kong Make him make out with Godzilla Your big black gay gorilla You make a gay King Kong and the prize will come along Listen to the jury and it cannot go wrong Go do a gay King Kong, suck up to the bon ton That's what makes them have their own monkey prolonged Get the pregnant chads, make a gay King Kong You make a gay King Kong and the prize will come along Listen to the jury and it cannot go wrong Go do a gay King Kong, see the jury come as one Don't forget to use "the banana boat song" Heed to my advice, make a gay King Kong © Peter Andersson 2006
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