God gave
rednecks
their guns

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN"
BY: CYNDI LAUPER



BONUS QUOTE:
"A lot of these people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt."
GEORGE CARLIN
 
For this parody I've been accused of unfair stereotyping
by a fellow American writer - Word Up! ;-)


They buy guns, everyone in sight
Though clerks' might say; "You are not a mental case, right?"
"Shoot lib'rals dead and make the terrorists run"

'Cos, God gave rednecks their guns
Yeah, God gave rednecks their guns

The right wing's in the media tonight
The pitch they sell's "Don't you wanna fight for your life?"
"With guns and beer we'll have the lib'rals sent home"

'Cos, God gave rednecks their guns
Yeah, God gave rednecks their
That's all they really need
Some guns!

For the Judgement Day to come
Yeah, God gave rednecks their guns
Yeah, God gave rednecks their guns

God, he just
Gave them their guns, God
Come let's buy

Some men take a stand for the herd
And empty away at the scum of the world
The NRA defends their right to go on

'Cos, God gave rednecks their guns
Yeah, God gave rednecks their guns
That's all they really need
Some guns!

For the Judgement Day to come
Yeah, God gave rednecks their guns
Yeah, God gave rednecks their guns

God, he just
Gave them their guns, God
Come let's buy

Kill the fauna
If you wanna
It's Nirvana
Gunirvana
God gave rednecks their guns
God gave rednecks their guns
Kill the fauna
If you wanna
It's Nirvana
Gunirvana
'Cos, God gave rednecks their guns
Yeah, God gave rednecks their guns
For the Judgement
For the Judgement Day to come
For the Judgement Day to come
More guns
God gave rednecks their guns

FROM HERE ON THE CHORUS JAMS
FOR A LONG, LONG TIME...




© Peter Andersson 2012

   

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