Grope you © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "ROCK YOU" BY: HELIX BONUS QUOTE: "Have you noticed on the news that most of the refusals for the pat-downs have been from men? And of course the women love this. Finally, men get to see what it's like to be groped by someone who won't take no for an answer." JAY LENO		The fine people at the American TSA (Transportation Security Administration) Airport Security Gropestapo Division feel that they are getting an unfair rep as bungling junk fondlers. They've now hired me from a neutral country to write a song displaying their side of things, don't ask me why, who am I to look a gift horse in the ass, just grab your waterboarding pass and your stuff and follow me into the area of enhanced incompetent interrogation where the Snatch Squad Choir is in hands-on rehearsing. (Not to diminish your flying customer concerns but as far as minimum wage jobs for yobs goes TSA is starting to look like a career choice - what's the closest airport to Jessica Alba's house?). Gimme a G (Geee…) R (Arrr...) O (Ohhh...) P (Peee...) What you got? (Grop?) We better start anew... (Right, bro!) Gimme a G (Geee...) R (Arrr...) O (Ohhh...) P (Ihhh...) Good enough! (Grope!) And what we gonna do? (Grope you!) Hand over pistols Let us have your guns Assume position Let us have some fun Done for safety So don't you disapprove If the hand's cold You'll feel the ring if it's removed Grope you (Grope you) Grope you (Grope you) There's the screening Queue's too long Let us pat you lewd, let us Cop your dong All's for safety We need to make you blue Here we uphold A discipline too pride a zoo Grope you (Grope you) Grope you (Grope you) Grope you (Grope you) Grope you (Grope you) Gimme an M (Emmm…) O (Ohhh...) R (Arrr...) E (Ehhh...) What you got? (More!) And what we gonna do? (Grope more!) Gimme an F (Efff…) Ree (Say...) Ree (What...) B (Beee...) All at once! (Free...?) And hotties are to us? (Freebies! Go!) Grope through! More-on safety: Just let us pat you through You have been told That no good is your ass up to Grope you (Grope you) Grope you (Mind you!) Grope you (Grope you) Grope you (Mind you!) Grope you (Grope you) We will grope you (Mind you!) Grope you (Grope you) And you... © Peter Andersson 2010
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