Hand me the bran! © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SEND FOR THE MAN" BY: AC/DC BONUS QUOTE: "How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you´re on." UNKNOWN		I guess that for a straining parodist this genre sooner or later becomes a must doo... I need bran! Pounds ´n´ pounds, oh man! I´ve got block Full digestive stop I got some rockhard scybala It´s like a plug up my aft Don´t wanna strain to Valhalla I must ventilate my shaft Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!) Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!) You´ll hear me scream I´m cracking up my seams Was dumb enough to eat Porridge; Sour and Sweet Need me some intestinal roll-on Feels like the horns of a ram Yet sticks like gum in my colon It won´t departure from my hams Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!) Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!) Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!) Etc © Peter Andersson 2004
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