Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad? © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "HAVE YOU EVER NEEDED SOMEONE SO BAD" BY: DEF LEPPARD BONUS QUOTE: "Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, and yet a third of life is passed in sleep." LORD BYRON		Another stab at the vampire genre... Here I am, I’m out the prong grave again I’m a game you just can pin Week you are, brethren cisterns within You’ll… spill your blood for my kin So come on Why save remising for another day? Baby, let this sponge bub suck your blood away! Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad? Have I so far bitten somewhere, I just shouldn’t have? Was my tongue a little hard? Have your pressure fallen ’part? Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad? Now you’re the life I gotta halve I gotta halve you baby Here I am, dead promiscuous at night, yeah But I’m broken by the dawn I need to go, nolens volens, I’m in flight, baby And to my coffin I’ll be drawn There I’m at home You’ll be my missus in an unearthly way! Baby, let this lowlife sniff your haemo-bouquet! Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad? Have I so far bitten somewhere, I just shouldn’t have? Are you O-, B-, A-OK? For my Rhesus Type buffet? Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad? Ev’ry scream you scream you’re my Lily-white trash and necklace queen You have too much blazin’ veins You’re making me wanna snug And if your pulse don’t ever come For it’s now held at one… …None! Do I suck! None! Am I blue! I oopsed and made a corpse of you! Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad? (Yeah) Have I so far bitten too hard, I’d say that I have! Have you ever been un-tanned? Or seen never-never land? Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad? (So bad?) Have I ever flatlined someone… (Have I ever flatlined someone, yeah) Have I ever been this blue? From a failing quid pro quo? Have I ever flatlined someone like you? Now you’re the life I more than halved! I’m such a sucker, baby! It’s a game I just can’t pin Have I ever smooched with someone so bad? Have I ever flatlined someone? (Have I ever flatlined someone, yeah…) © Peter Andersson 2005
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