Horns in the R.S.A © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "BORN IN THE U.S.A BY: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN BONUS QUOTE: "The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare." JUMA IKANGAA		I'm beginning to have serious doubts about the intelligence of soccer players and coaches. It's been know for years that the 2010 World Cup will be held in the R.S.A (Republic of South Africa). It's been know for longer that the sound from the vuvuzelas are deafening out on the field. There's been plenty of time to figure out ways to cope with that. Yet among all these brilliant players, high paid coaches (Fabio Capello of England alone is making six million pounds a year) and multi million dollar sponsors involved only ONE coach and ONE team came up with the obvious idea to train at least once under real time, lifelike field conditions. That team was Switzerland. They asked all their fans and the locals to come to the last training session with vuvuzelas and toot as much as they possibly could from the stands. Then in the first round they took down the bitchin' big favourites, Spain, by 1-0. (Read about it HERE and HERE) The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. Spain lost in The Cup's first round The Swiss kicked their asses, shot them to the ground Most teams are complaining that the noise is too much That's a lame ass excuse for fucking it up Horns in the R.S.A They blow horns in the R.S.A They blow horns in the R.S.A Horns in the R.S.A Gawd awful noisy background jam Spreading tinnitus across the lands Swiss alone used their fans on the stands And came prepared, to ball wham-bam Horns in the R.S.A They blow horns in the R.S.A They blow horns in the R.S.A Horns in the R.S.A Swiss coach said, we came prepared you see And the rest said, ban this if it's up to me They went on field without a working plan And lost out an easy upper hand They're making millions back in Spain Kicking ball should be so plain So come prepared, not in vain As much as vuvuzelas should be gone There'll be no rapture and their impact's strong Down in the third Cup of the century Horns making large asses of the coachery And not just Spain's rep has been eroded Nimwit team England is near 'bout to implode Horns in the R.S.A They blow horns in the R.S.A Horns in the R.S.A Lotsa green lawn suckers in the R.S.A Horns in the R.S.A Horns in the R.S.A Horns in the R.S.A There are fools coaching soccer in the R.S.A © Peter Andersson 2010
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