How do I work
out this phone

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"ALONE"
BY: HEART



BONUS QUOTE:
"You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence and you've got class, you've got the face and you've got the body, but I've got the wrong number."
UNKNOWN
 
Why must modern cell phones come with several hundreds of flashing, beeping and confuzzling apps? Back when I was a kid most machines and toys had only one function and one button (maybe two if you counted the On/Off) and that was just fine and dandy methinks. ;-)

I know this thingy has a clock
I'm trying but the screen is dark
I'm working up a sweat tonight
From wrestling with this telephone
And it makes me feel so very old
Oops, I put it back on default

This phone...

When young I always got by on my own
I never had to care about a manual
Now all these settings make me groan
How do I work out this phone?
How do I work out this phone?

I don't know if I have a warranty
Or click-bought apps from some porno site
Don't know how oft I've thrown it 'way
Or accident'ly tweet' mom tonight
This cell phone has my senses blocked
And my love for it is still in lock

This phone...

When young I always got by on my own
I never had to care about a manual
Now all these menus make me moan
How do I work out this phone?
How do I work out this phone?

How do I work out this phone?
I wanna throw 'way this phone!

This phone...
This phone...



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