I bet you'll be probed up the back door © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I BET YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR" BY: SUGABABES BONUS QUOTE: "Strange how so many alien abductees report their captors' preoccupation with proctological invasion. Did they come all the way to Earth for that?" TOMMY TURTLE		Are you one of those folks who found "ET" to be a charming movie? Not me! If ever an alien comes to my house and waves a glowing green finger in the air I'm gonna run like hell... Stop visits from aliens an' supporting the UFOs! And what they have that applies to some I don't really want to know When your car engine's frozen (dead as the lights) And you're up for erosion (you're gawking white) You're still in your Geo, but you're to leave the land Those lights in the night's to result in a bang, bang, bang, bang I bet that you'll be probed up the back door! Hear they have such to account for! Don't know what they're probing for... I said I bet that you'll be probed up the back door! Searched over head to toe with a robot for what I don't know From nine to five or more! I wish they were ignoring us, but they are lifting us up in the air Without a sound they're taking us for their weird kind of frontier When your house has been chosen (you're in their sight) And you're up for incursion (all through the night) Those cop-a-feel ETs are slick with the hand Their lights in the night's to result in a ram-bam-thanks-man I bet that you'll be probed up the back door! Hear they have such to account for! Don't know what they're looking for... I said I bet that you'll be probed up the back door! Searched over inside out with a speculum that's aglow As long as they care for! I said I bet that you'll be probed up the back door! Searched over head to toe with a robot for what I don't know They use no gloves no Just ram up you an' hope you forget Your split up moon and pirouettes Bitty space sores And screams, to convalesce I bet that you'll be probed up the back door! Hear they have such to account for! Don't know what they're probing for... I said I bet that you'll be probed up the back door! Searched over head to toe with a robot for what I don't know Some kind' Uranus ore? © Peter Andersson 2006
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