I burp and hurl © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I KISSED A GIRL" BY: KATY PERRY BONUS QUOTE: "I stink, therefore I am" UNKNOWN		Soon it's time to make New Year's Resolutions again, I just can't come up with anything I need to improve anymore, or so I think... Were I a girl I would be banned No circumvention Cos I'm depraved, but I'm a man So no discretion It's not what I'm raised to My manners are all gone I'm yucky and brain's slow Got mind suspension I burp and hurl and I like it I stink up the room 'til you're sick I break the wind and deny it Don't care if near-bys mind it I'm never wrong, I'm always right Don't mean I'll call back tonight I'm not a girl and I like that I like that Now I'm the king of every game To men that matters And an environmental shame I piss on nature That's not where, the girls go Now that's for us who shave My conscience is unused But that too's OK I stand and pee and I like it The sight of my manly dipstick I'll scratch my butt while I'm at it For as long as I can find it I don't get old, I don't loose fights I won't have lettuce tonight I'm not a girl, I don't eat that I don't get fat Us men we are so rational Thick skin, hard heads, invincible And on the list backs shaveable If a woman supplies it Then we'll enjoy their malcontent I smell like sweat and I like it I don't think talking does the trick I don't do shores, I don't like that I'm sure a gal will fix it I feel so strong, I'm quite a sight Eat beans and set farts alight My bod' is covered with hot spots And blood clots © Peter Andersson 2008
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