I can't help it that I'm yucky © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M LUCKY" BY: ROSE TATTOO BONUS QUOTE: "Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards." ROBERT A HEINLEIN		During the write of this song it struck me that it might hurt my rep, my cred and my good name if people are to read it literally, then again it came to me that I never had none of that in the first place, so here we go! I wasn't sober on our first date It's just my way, it is innate Give me food and mix me a drink I will burp and ralph it in the sink I can't help it I can't help it that I'm yucky I can't help it I can't help it that I'm yucky I know the way to make a sty I'll never quit until pigs fly When on the road I'm kinky on the phone Though you said I'd leave your mom alone! I can't help it I can't help it that I'm yucky I can't help it I can't help it that I'm yucky I am a pervert and that's for true The piercings I have lost in you... Gomorrahns would have been my friends Though golden shower habits are invented since! I can't help it I can't help it that I'm yucky I can't help it I can't help it that I'm yucky Repeat Chorus © Peter Andersson 2007
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