I can’t incrypt this keeper © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DAM THAT RIVER" BY: ALICE IN CHAINS BONUS QUOTE: "I consider it useless and tedious to represent what exists, because nothing that exists satisfies me. Nature is ugly, and I prefer the monsters of my fancy to what is positively trivial." CHARLES BAUDELAIRE		This is a Halloween / "Tales From The Crypt" parody. I threw him in a canyon I drowned him in a lake He’s a snake I cannot trample Bony thing I can’t encase Oh, I can’t incrypt this keeper I maimed him, he don’t give a damn anyway No, I can’t incrypt this keeper But I smashed him in ev’ry way I sloshed and saw him crumble I stuck him in a vase He’d stare at me from be-low Gawd, I can’t this thing erase! Oh, I can’t incrypt this keeper I maimed him, I used evry’ screem queen cliché No, I can’t incrypt this keeper But I clubbed him beyond array I burned the place around him I hit him with a stake I run a van like vandals Flat tyred, he’s awake Oh, I can’t incrypt this keeper I maimed him, I made him a buffy buffet But, I can’t incrypt this keeper Though I squashed him beyond decay © Peter Andersson 2005
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