If you eat that chocolate your bum will be bigger
©
PETER ANDERSSON
A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"IF YOU BUY THIS RECORD YOUR LIFE WILL BE BETTER"
BY: MAYA FEAT THE TAMPERER
BONUS QUOTE:
"The way to a woman's fridge is through her heart."
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This parody is not only phat, it probably holds some sort of world record for hypernormal usage of the word "bum" in a single song.
I've been looking at your chewing and I haven't said a thing
Thought that I would live to see the spring
Now I got myself together and I have to tell you this
Though you're gonna take it as a dis, dis, dis, dis
If you eat that chocolate, your bum will be bigger
Your bum will be bigger, your bum will be bigger
Oh, if you eat that chocolate, your bum will be bigger
If you eat, if you eat, if you eat
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
You are eating all the time, you do not care 'bout me or sleep
And you might get constipated from the heap
Now every time you're outside you'll go sideway through the port
Oh, you've got a lardass in your short, short, short, shorts
If you eat that chocolate, your bum will be bigger
Your bum will be bigger, your bum will be bigger
Oh, if you eat that chocolate, your bum will be bigger
Yes it will, yes it will, yes it will
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
I never knew bums could have such absorption!
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
© Peter Andersson 2003
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