I'm gonna hurl,
I'm gonna vomit

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"I'M NOT A GIRL,
NOT YET A WOMAN"
BY: BRITNEY SPEARS



BONUS QUOTE:
"Hypocrisy is the homage vice pays to virtue."
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD
 
This is not really a parody, more like a review of the original song.

I used to think
I had the stomach for everything
But this song's gross
And it doesn't seem to pass away
Sounds like a cat in a fiddle
And now I realize

I'm gonna hurl
I'm gonna vomit
I can't stand this whine
A bucket would be fine
Look, I'm turning green

I'm gonna hurl
There's now a need to eject free
It ain't no lie
Time to throw up is here, oh my God!
I've heard soo much better than this - Word!
Please tell her to shut the fuck ..

I'm gonna hurl (I'm gonna hurl, I'm gonna vomit)
I'm gonna vomit (I ain't lyin, here comes the vomit in me)
I can't stand this whine
A bucket will do fine
While I spill the beans

I'm gonna hurl
And if I listen more closely
It will bring excessive pain
A hurl will surely find its way

I'm gonna hurl (I'm gonna hurl, now tell me where to relieve)
I'm gonna vomit (I ain't lyin, here comes the vomit in me)
I can't stand this whine (Ears will bleed)
A bucket will do fine (And it's time)
While I'm heaving green

I'm gonna hurl (I'm gonna hurl, I'm gonna vomit)
I'm gonna vomit (I ain't lyin, here comes the vomit in me)
I can't stand this whine (Ears will bleed)
A bucket will do fine (And it's time)
All nearby leave scene!

I have to hurl
I need to vomit



© Peter Andersson 2007

   

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