Inaprovaline
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"IN THE ARMY NOW"
BY: STATUS QUO



BONUS QUOTE:
"Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness."
ELLIE KATZ
 
"Inaprovaline" was the Emergency Medical Hologram's (EMH)
drug of choice in the sickbay of Star Trek Voyager.

Amputation of a forehead brand
E-M-H does the best he can
With Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, with Inaprovaline

Do you remember what that Neelix said
Nothing to worry 'bout, now eat your lead
Then Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, then Inaprovaline

You are an ensign in grave danger here
Nobody knows how to cure your fear
Try Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, try Inaprovaline

Trading handshakes in Viidian lands
But when you get back you have lost your glands
And you're not Wolverine
So you need, more Inaprovaline

Sick Bay aides hover over your head...

Diagnose flying over your head
If you wanna survive, get out of red,
alertin' subroutines
Oh-o-oh, get Inaprovaline

Seven's shot, in her macro-probes
The Captain's hot; ("Staple her lobes!")
And Inaprovaline
E-M-H, use Inaprovaline!

He's made of photons, he's a holo-bloke
His finger in your rectum is a lightweight joke
Get Inaprovaline
Oh, you need, more Inaprovaline
And Imacalmasure
Oh-o-NO! That's Prodaqveeramore!

All is failing, it's a hollow-caust
Is that the tunnel to get home at last
With Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, with unapproved of, Inaprovaline
Much Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, much Inaprovaline




© Peter Andersson 2003

   

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