A MUSIC PARODY
"IN THE ARMY NOW"
BY: STATUS QUO
"Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness."
"Inaprovaline" was the Emergency Medical Hologram's (EMH)
drug of choice in the sickbay of Star Trek Voyager.
Amputation of a forehead brand
E-M-H does the best he can
Oh-o-oh, with Inaprovaline
Do you remember what that Neelix said
Nothing to worry 'bout, now eat your lead
Oh-o-oh, then Inaprovaline
You are an ensign in grave danger here
Nobody knows how to cure your fear
Oh-o-oh, try Inaprovaline
Trading handshakes in Viidian lands
But when you get back you have lost your glands
And you're not Wolverine
So you need, more Inaprovaline
Sick Bay aides hover over your head...
Diagnose flying over your head
If you wanna survive, get out of red,
Oh-o-oh, get Inaprovaline
Seven's shot, in her macro-probes
The Captain's hot; ("Staple her lobes!")
E-M-H, use Inaprovaline!
He's made of photons, he's a holo-bloke
His finger in your rectum is a lightweight joke
Oh, you need, more Inaprovaline
Oh-o-NO! That's Prodaqveeramore!
All is failing, it's a hollow-caust
Is that the tunnel to get home at last
Oh-o-oh, with unapproved of, Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, much Inaprovaline
© Peter Andersson 2003