In-laws be gone!
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"SINCE YOU BEEN GONE"
BY: RAINBOW



BONUS QUOTE:
"Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's picture on the back of a milk carton."
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This one's for all you out there with relatives
regularly overstaying their welcome.


Oooooooooooout!

It's worse than Halloween, same thing every time
I'm surrounded, can't wake up
So I hide in the shed, drink down my booze and in the grime
I do pray that they'll break-up

Her whole family's coming in
Clear the estate from my squatting kin

In-laws be gone!
In-laws be gone!
They're in my house, can't stand it
All day they snooze, I'm feeling abused
Find a hotel, don't fake it

Oooout!
Oooout!
Oooout!
In-laws be gone!

Here in the night I sit down with my dogs and tune
I eat the crumbs the mutts saved for me
I can't stand her brother's swoons, and his kids - a full platoon
God let my wife be an adoptee!

Her mother's fattened, she's eating spam
'Hope she don't blow like a bursting dam

In-laws be gone!
In-laws be gone!
They're in my house, can't stand it
Dad is a bum, the uncles are scum
House has a smell, vacate it

Oooout!
Oooout!
Oooout!
In-laws be gone!

-If they're to come back... Wifey, you know...
You'll be on your own!

In-laws be gone!
In-laws be gone!
They're in my house, can't stand it
Coppers drop by, sis hides her supply
Give ME a cell, I'll take it!

Oooout!
Oooout!
Oooout!
Oooout!
Every in-law be gone!

(POLICE SIRENS JAMMING)

In-laws are gone!
In-laws are gone!
I'm in The House, I made it!
In-laws are gone!
In-laws are gone!



© Peter Andersson 2007

   

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