Kids are always really boring © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "BEING BORING" BY: PET SHOP BOYS BONUS QUOTE: "Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering." UNKNOWN		Helen Kirwan-Taylor, I love you! Let's get married and have some really, really boring kids! (To find out what this is about Click Here) I cannot stand a mash of potatoes Or invitations to kiddy parties Kids are trite, as are their orations So said this wife, an English writer Helen Kirwan-Taylor When they're young, the next generation Are not so fun, more of a yawn At best they are a dozing chore She said: Kids are always just a bore Cos kids are always really boring They take too much time I want for myself And kids are cute just when they're snoring When they're up they fight! For what? Odds and ends! And I won't that way crack my back Give up slack To a stroller attend When I read I saw the causation For a havocked life I've no desperation People say: If you don't marry You don't get no heirs and lonely is scary When you're ninety-something But sleeping in has made me straightforward To snooze at will's its own award And kids aren't worth a steady score I can never tie myself to a broad Cos kids are always really boring They claim too much time I need for myself And kids are cute just when they're snoring When they're up they fight! For what? Odds and ends! And with porridge left as track They're a pack To a pen should be sent And when I unpack my sack I keep track That it's always in rubber misspent And I'll save a fortune on braces Repairing rooms from juvenile traces All the germs I'd get from kissing I'll avoid, and carpet pissing And those teeny parties Never again will I read Brothers Grimm Young screech an' hurl will always make me grim Overwrought at home's not me If the neighbours have just one I'll flee Repeat Chorus © Peter Andersson 2006
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