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Limerickar och Lingonverser © PETER ANDERSSON BONUS QUOTE: "Don´t worry about the world coming to an end today. It´s already tomorrow in Australia." CHARLES SCHULTZ |
OM AUSTRALIENville älska sin fru hela natten lång och i smyg hade lagra ett förråd av Viagra utan blev det ej krut i hans köttbatong En ölkräsen stamgäst i Wagga Wagga på krogen var känd för att sagga-gagga var dock alls inte kräsen inför kvinnliga väsen och var gift med en hiskelig Wagga-hagga 
IN ENGLISH
A desperate virgin from Cobar had a chastity belt, couldn´t go far cos the lock had got stuck she was praying for luck and a medieval (k)night with a crowbar A pedestrian bunch from Concorde was all promptly run down by a Ford and their boardwalk days and their hordewalk ways are now trialed and judged by the Lord A green little man came to Perth after crashing his saucer on Earth infiltrated their schools disregarded their rules tried to phone home, got hocked up on surf A slight overworked teacher from Perth thought his class was the scum of the earth his floccinaucinihilipilification(1) was to change their location gave detention, then drove off to surf ________________________________________ (1) Floccinaucinihilipilification: The act of evaluating something as worthless. It was once the longest word in the Oxford Dictionary. |
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