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Limerickar och Lingonverser © PETER ANDERSSON BONUS QUOTE: "English doesn´t borrow from other languages - English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar." UNKNOWN |
OM ENGLANDskulle sparken fått om det blev känt hur hans näsblötsläggande var för Lord-frun eggande och hur hon till hans provkök har ränt 
IN ENGLISH
A howling mad cow from Leeds is insane ´cos of industry´s greeds lives a life that is dull never once sees a bull but on their cadavers she feeds A mouldy old zombie from Leeds said that brains is just all that he needs whether human or cow he´s not picky on how on all sorts of cadavers he feeds A mouldy old zombie from Birkenhead had a wife that kept poking his zombiehead get a halflife, will you or I´ll fully kill you you will look like an ensign in red A strangelooking house in the Docks was constructed with Tetris-like blocks Duke Nuke´m moved in and the villains from Sin so the neighbours all went into shocks A parachuting fallguy from Dover stopped falling and started to hover and noone knows why he´s stuck in the sky can´t go up, can´t go down, can´t manoeuvre Some syfilic germs down in Blackpool gave a Britney a look that was uncool her limbs she did loose and her tits and her nose now she looks like a mouldy old ghoul In the old days in English Montrose they invented the wardrobe of hos "high heels" & "french maid" got the servant wench laid when Queen V did still cover her toes |
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