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A hardworking airhead from Braintree got an internship ´cos she was brainfree as a job it did suck but she got off with luck ´cos her dress was all found to be stainfree A shrink at Guantanamo Bay did convert to the taliban way said; if you ask I will tell that I´m feeling quite swell when Osama gets here I´ll be gay There´s a zombie gourmand in Nantucket he will spice up your brain before smack it marinade it and bake it add some whiskey and shake it on the rocks is to gory to suck it An udderly mad cow from Nantucket is alive, though she did kick the bucket bse-fied and hairy she´s more zombie than dairy we must dig out her brain and then smack it A fragfesting nerd from Seattle needed money to keep up the battle so he picked up a broom and he cleaned out the room found a foe and his doom through a rattle A countryboy nerd from Seattle got connected and sold off his cattle from a com and a dot got a newbiekit pot now he´s know as the druglord Streetrattle A slow and nervous waiter in La Rue never got around to serve us Cheese Fondue so we shoveled his head now he´s yellow and dead he will nevermore be overdue An ex-model from Silicon Valley had titties that went down the alley but with wonderbra cups changed from downs to ups it´s a miracle how she stayed tally A trickturning girl from the Hood what she shouldn´t she said that she could she´s to young and to neat to be out on the street so she wouldn´t but said that she would A stockowning asshole at Nasdaq had a secret, prefered the old assfuck tried to deal with a ho to the stock she said no if that rises my firm will be muckup I remember how Jenna from Cayce used to praise all that came on her face how she said with a grin and with sperm on her chin "That was truly amazing that blaze!" |
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