Lukewarm theory © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "LOVE AND MARRIAGE BY: FRANK SINATRA BONUS QUOTE: "Atheism is a non-prophet organization." UNKNOWN		This parody kinda makes fun of the contradictoriness of fundamentalism, I guess that makes me a heathen in some eyes but I'm not writing it from a full blown atheist's point of view (I think that parts of the writings of James Redfield comes closer to what could possibly be than anything else I've read so far), I'm doing it because every time I see fundamentalists dismiss evolution as a "lukewarm theory" or something like that it always tickles my muse up there above. Archaeologists worldwide make thousands of Darwinian findings every day, whereas God (if he/she/it exists) at best can be said to be an underachiever when it comes to leaving proof of his/her/its existence. Furthermore it adds to the oxymoronic of it all that atheism and monotheism (contrary to popular belief) are NOT each others antonyms, more like next door neighbours, as a monotheist simply believes in one more God than the atheist, and once he/she comes to understand why he/she dismisses all other possible Gods he/she will also understand why the so called atheist or heathen dismiss his/hers. Ranting aside, as long as self appointed and self righteous clashes about these things goes on and people are actually killed therefore all I really want to say to both sides is: Please! NIMBY! Lukewarm theory, lukewarm theory God! That evolution is so eerie! This I tell you heathen When Christ gets back he will get even! Lukewarm theory, lukewarm theory Don't let teachers make our children leery Once they're taught by mother You can't have lectures saying other Wise, wise, wise's to educate them; it's an illusion Do, do, do and they will all be safe from evolution Lukewarm theory, lukewarm theory All that monkey business makes me teary At the Christ bod diner You'll learn that God is the designer Try, try, try to get your facts straight 'bout evolution Try, try, try to stay away from bad science confusion Lukewarm theory, lukewarm theory Don't let dinosaurs make you weary But the story's moral If there is one (Say is there one?) Is there's no faith without a quarrel! Hell no! © Peter Andersson 2006
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