Menopause killed her streak at the bar © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR" BY: THE BUGGLES BONUS QUOTE: "According to a new study, older people who have sex regularly tend to have better memories, while the people who walked in on them just want to forget." SETH MEYERS		A female version of a topper is a woman who's had a longer streak of not having to pay for drinks while going out. If you as a man ever accidentally find yourself draw into such a discussion, just turn around and leave, no good can ever come from offering your opinion on the subject, because some beatches can be unproportionally proud of such streaks. They all must come to an end one day though, if they haven't already. I saw her at the counter near a hunk with brew Rubbing up close in hope of get a drink or two When she was young I think that's all she need to do She's now a victim of her own biology Tight-fitting wonderbra can't hide she's fiftythree And both her wrinkly hands are clues that all can see The bar is closing She's still there posing Menopause killed her streak at the bar Menopause killed her streak at the bar No one longs her cookie jar And while she's spinning like a rusty dynamo She's having flashbacks and some hot flash afterglow Were it December she'd bring a mistletoe And now the barman Calls out for last ones Menopause killed her streak at the bar Menopause killed a streak that's unshard Closing time, now in this bar She bids her streak au revoir Menopause killed her streak at the bar Menopause killed her streak, now it's marred Closing time, and in this bar She played her whole repertoire Walks out, sees the morning star Grabs for a walker's handlebars This bar - her menopause scar So far - one menopause scar Menopause killed her streak at the bar Menopause killed her streak at the bar Menopause killed her streak at the bar Menopause killed her streak at the bar Menopause killed her streak at the bar Menopause killed her streak at the bar Menopause killed her streak at the bar Menopause killed her streak at the bar © Peter Andersson 2018
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