Menopause killed her streak at the bar
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR"
BY: THE BUGGLES



BONUS QUOTE:
"According to a new study, older people who have sex regularly tend to have better memories, while the people who walked in on them just want to forget."
SETH MEYERS
 
A female version of a topper is a woman who's had a longer streak of not having to pay for drinks while going out. If you as a man ever accidentally find yourself draw into such a discussion, just turn around and leave, no good can ever come from offering your opinion on the subject, because some beatches can be unproportionally proud of such streaks. They all must come to an end one day though, if they haven't already.
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

I saw her at the counter near a hunk with brew
Rubbing up close in hope of get a drink or two
When she was young I think that's all she need to do

She's now a victim of her own biology
Tight-fitting wonderbra can't hide she's fiftythree
And both her wrinkly hands are clues that all can see

The bar is closing
She's still there posing

Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
No one longs her cookie jar

And while she's spinning like a rusty dynamo
She's having flashbacks and some hot flash afterglow
Were it December she'd bring a mistletoe

And now the barman
Calls out for last ones

Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed a streak that's unshard

Closing time, now in this bar
She bids her streak au revoir

Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak, now it's marred

Closing time, and in this bar
She played her whole repertoire
Walks out, sees the morning star
Grabs for a walker's handlebars

This bar - her menopause scar
So far - one menopause scar

Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar



© Peter Andersson 2018

   

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