Mike Tyson is bonking for money
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"MY BONNIE LIES
OVER THE OCEAN"



BONUS QUOTE:
"The difference between show business and a gang bang is that in show business everybody wants to go on last."
GEORGE CARLIN
 
Former Boxing World Heavyweight Champion Mike Tyson, who retired his uppercut after an unsuccessful clinch earlier this year, is allegedly to make a career changing come back in Adult Industry World Unknown Weight Champion Jenna Jameson later this year, so apparently her manager is the second one in her posse to go for the Snatch of the Year award!

Mike Tyson is bonking for money
Mike Tyson, through entrepreneurs
Mike Tyson’s on top of a honey
Mike Tyson’s back up and mature

Wham Bam, Thanks Ma’am
You’re sure looking better than Buster D
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma’am
As you’re getting down for a fee

Mike Tyson’s to rumble the jungle
of silver screen poop tarts and hos
His fourteen inch manhood’s not fungal
Backed up by Viagra it grows

Wham Bam, Thanks Ma’am
You’re sure looking better than Holyfield
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma’am
At least till this ass deal is sealed

Mike swears he won’t nibble your ear lobe
He swears, if you just sign the check
Mike swears he’ll get out of the ring robe
He swears he’ll be done in a sec

Wham Bam, Thanks Ma’am
You’re sure looking better than Leon Spinks
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma’am
Unless the director’s Don Kinks

Mike Tyson, I guess, will be fisting
And Jenna likes bondage and cream
The trailer might come with a listing
I fear that it might be extreme

Wham Bam, Thanks Ma’am
You’re sure looking better than Bruno, Frank
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma’am
Though mouthpiece or not, you’re a skank



© Peter Andersson 2005

   

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