Must you break the wind (when we're making love) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES" BY: RAINBOW BONUS QUOTE: "Boys are like donuts, sweet on the lips but straight to the hips." VERONICA		I had two parody ideas for this song, the other one was "must you break the wind (on the doctor's glove)", though pretty soon I figured that one would have been too tasteless (even for my standards), thank God I'm still able to let good taste prevail! Ehhh... or so I think. The mystery with you Is how you came to grew 'Cos you’re eating fruits like Hell You're puffy, round Two hundred pounds Something's stuck there inside and you swell You've got a big butt And beer gut But girl you don't seem to renounce And laxatives there Has made it all clear Your end don't hold an ounce But there's a roar inside you Set of alarms, 'cos the plumbing numbing's leaving you I hope I'm wrong But I fear it will rip long Oh Gee... Must you break the wind? Must you break the wind? Must you break the wind when we're making love? If you do I will flee! Attend where you bend Because I fear in the end There's gas to run a mile And fart jokes apart I think it's gonna depart I hear it in the aisle Was that a vowel- ing bowel? The radio here don't play brass! I'm ninety percent Because I feel the pre-scent You're to let out some gas Now there's a roar inside you Set of alarms, 'cos that gaseous nausea's leaving you I hope I'm wrong But I fear it will rip long And free! Must you break the wind? Must you break the wind? Must you break the wind when we're making love? Must you break the wind? Must you break the wind? Must you break the wind when we're making love? © Peter Andersson 2006
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