My Goodness! A shark in the ocean! © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "MY BONNIE LIES OVER THE OCEAN" BONUS QUOTE: "Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in January, only more intelligent." DAVE BARRY		Guess who's back, back again... (No, it ain't Eminem this time). My Goodness! A shark in the ocean My Goodness! A shark in the sea My Goodness! A shark in the ocean Goddammit! That shark’s after me! Jaws’ back! Jaws’ back! Please bring back my hind leg to me, to me Jaws’ back! Jaws’ back! Please bring back my hind leg to me Despite that I rode on a billow Despite that I rode on a wave Despite that I rode on a billow I surfed ’cos I just couldn’t waive Jaws’ back! Jaws’ back! Please bring back my left leg to me, to me Jaws’ back! Jaws’ back! Please bring back my left leg to me In Florida they have them gators Piranhas they prey in a horde Brazil Anacondas eat freighters But why’s there a shark in my fjord? Jaws’ wack! Jaws’ wack! Please bring back patellas to me, to me Jaws’ wack! Jaws’ wack! Please bring back patellas to me Us humans have emptied the ocean Us humans have emptied the sea Us humans have emptied the ocean And now this starved shark’s after me I’m snack! Jaws’ snack! Please bring back my femurs to me, to me I’m plaque! Jaws’ plaque! Please bring back my femurs to me Since Jonah was lost in the ocean Since Jonah was lost in a whale Since Jonah was lost in the ocean We’ve been building up to this gale Puke back! Puke back! Please puke back my balls and my schlong to me Puke back! Puke back! Please puke back my balls and my dong! (Fade Out) © Peter Andersson 2005
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