My pony is lost
in the forest

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"MY BONNIE LIES
OVER THE OCEAN"



BONUS QUOTE:
"If misery loves company, misery has company enough."
HENRY DAVID THOREAU
 
This parody may not look like much to the experienced parody connoisseur (that means YOU if you've read enough of my stuff)
but before passing judgement on it as being mediocre you should
consult your 10 year old daughter, or any girl that age, and I'm sure
you'll be informed that the truth is that this is THE BEST SONG EVER!


My pony is lost in the forest
My pony is lost in the wild
My pony is lost in the forest
Right now I'm an unhappy child

Bring back, bring back
Oh bring back my pony to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Oh bring back my pony to me

My pony was scared by my brother
My pony was scared by that hurl
My pony was scared by my brother
Right now I'm an unhappy girl

Bring back, bring back
Oh bring back my pony to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Oh bring back my pony to me

His hamster's been flushed in the toilet
His hamster, his pride and his joy
His hamster's been flushed in the toilet
Right now he's an unhappy boy

Payback, payback
It's flushed down the pipe to the sea, you see
Payback, payback
It's flushed down the pipe to the sea

My pony came home from the forest
His hamster is swimming with bass'
We're both heading down to the florist
But I am a claphappy lass

Oh Joy! Oh Joy!
My pony came back for the night, all right
Oh Joy! Oh Joy!
My pony and me are all right!



© Peter Andersson 2005

   

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