My stomach
goes blaaargh

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"BAD HABITS DIE HARD"
BY: ACCEPT



BONUS QUOTE:
"Refrain from lamenting over precipitately scattered
lacteal fluid."

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Just from looking at the original song title you can probably figure out that this one started as a Lord of the Rings parody idea, how I came to end up puking this thing up instead I don't know, too much beer lately?

It's straightforward, to unpack
Heaving it all up, comes as simple as that
I'm not one for breakfast, I'm throwing a toast
I eat and it's gone, to the graphic and gross

Just when I thought I could hold it down
It all came up again
I sow what I eat, the full intakes
Belly bids farewell, nature reclaims

My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh

I'm stuck with a gut that is burning inside
I eat what I can, hope the sick'll subside
Always loosing it double, just tryin' to stay stood
But as emptied twice I think I'll succumb

My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
And now I'm down, I'm lower than the pits
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
Again it's time to go

I'm straightforward, I'm real wack
If we're caught at a dinner, stay a meter back
With a loaded bad stomach, corrupted within
I'm a plague for waiters, full of virus that grins

And when I think I can hold it down
It all comes up again
I sow what I eat, the full intakes
Belly bids farewell, nature reclaims

My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
I think I got some sorta hiatus
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
Everything's up but my status
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh



© Peter Andersson 2006

   

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