Oldsters keep swinging on
my club

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"RAINDROPS KEEP
FALLING ON MY HEAD"
BY: B.J THOMAS



BONUS QUOTE:
"It´s not how old you are,
it´s how you are old."

JACK BLADES
 
CPAP is pronounced See-Paep. A medical abbreviation for Continous Positive Airway Pressure. A piece of ICU equipment for people
who can´t breathe themselves.


Oldsters keep swinging on my club
I´m taking advantage but stop calling me a slob
Baby, don´t you bitch
´Cos, oldsters keep swinging on my club
And I charge them

I´m just providing some geriatric fun
So don´t say you do not like the way things here are done
Look at all the dough
From, oldsters that swings upon my club
And I charge them

They´re having fun, you know
Though stuff they use to tip me, is quite slipp´ry
XXL thongs and LSD from days more hippie

Oldsters keep swinging on my club
As they´re getting down I´m charging 50 for a rub
Credit´s not allowed
´Cos, I can´t be sure that they have social secur´ty
And they are old
Though some have teeths o´ gold

And homemade bongs or Mescaline from days more hippie

Oldsters keep swinging on my club
I´m making a fortune from the 02 CPAP hub
Whining´s not for these
Folks, they´re never gonna stop to flip off the reaper
As long´s they´re still
Able to cop a feel



© Peter Andersson 2004

   

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