One part beef (The European lasagna song) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "ONE TRACK MIND" BY: MOTORHEAD BONUS QUOTE: "A friend of mine got seriously ill after eating a Findus lasagne, thankfully she's now in a stable condition." UNKNOWN		The food scandal of the year (so far) seems to be that all over Europe (again, so far) all kinds of frozen lasagna supposed to be filled with beef have been found to have mostly cheap horse meat in them. The investigation and DNA-testing has now spread to the whole continent (horses that are not bred for the meat market are allowed a whole different level of strong medications, therefore presumably dangerous for humans to eat) and as our BS-filled politicians and lobbyists in Brussels all go to duck behind the nearest ass I thought I'd take a shot at this mooooving parody target, let's hope you can digest it. What is in it? One part hide One part bat shit One part dye One part blind vet One part hound One part briquettes All stirred 'round One part beef One part beef One part beef One part beef Two parts scent spray Two cigars Two parts ashtray Too bizarre? Two parts horse shin Two parts thigh Two parts therein Just walked by One part beef One part beef One part beef One part beef Three parts' unclear Three withdrawn Three parts veneer Three are craw Three parts hustle Three parts vow Bought from Brussels We're to chow! One part beef One part beef One part beef One part beef © Peter Andersson 2013
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