Plug & Play © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "YESTERDAY" BY: THE BEATLES BONUS QUOTE: "I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave." RODNEY DANGERFIELD |
Plug and play Wish my girlfriend was that every day But the crimson tide gets in the way Today she isn't plug and play Plug and play Wish that more of my life was that way There's a period and it starts today When there will be no plug and play When she starts to bloat, all is wrong that I might say I rush for the coat, time to go, to get away Plug and play Wake me up from this old bad cliché Why'd I have to ask for a three-way If I'll survive my hair'll be gray When more gore than whore, and she HAS TO have HER WAY I head out the door, cos at home I won't get laid Plug and play My old pick up lines are out of date All I wanted was some plug and play But what I got was pepper spray Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! © Peter Andersson 2010 |
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