Plug & Play
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"YESTERDAY"
BY: THE BEATLES



BONUS QUOTE:
"I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave."
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
 
I'm not as much of a computer nerd that people think, just enough to come up with a misuse of terminology concept like this parody.

Plug and play
Wish my girlfriend was that every day
But the crimson tide gets in the way
Today she isn't plug and play

Plug and play
Wish that more of my life was that way
There's a period and it starts today
When there will be no plug and play

When she starts to bloat, all is wrong that I might say
I rush for the coat, time to go, to get away

Plug and play
Wake me up from this old bad cliché
Why'd I have to ask for a three-way
If I'll survive my hair'll be gray

When more gore than whore, and she HAS TO have HER WAY
I head out the door, cos at home I won't get laid

Plug and play
My old pick up lines are out of date
All I wanted was some plug and play
But what I got was pepper spray

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!



© Peter Andersson 2010

   

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