Puberty
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"YESTERDAY"
BY: THE BEATLES



BONUS QUOTE:
"Change is inevitable, except from vending machines."
UNKNOWN
 
Everything wasnīt better in the good old days...

Puberty
Adolescence coming over me
Iīm as messed up as Iīll ever be
Oh, I believe itīs puberty

Suddenly
I got hair where it donīt used to be
In the streets Iīll have to cover me
With puberty, left liberty

Sure, it had to come, but you know, it freaks me out
I see some palīs mum, and my peeweeīs turning stout

Puberty
My dickīs twice the size it used to be
And I drool when near a brewery
As if it was The Sunīs Page 3

Sure, it had to come, but as man Iīm getting fucked
Say just something wrong, and youīre sued for misconduct

Puberty
Janet Jacksonīs boobs affecting me
But her brother kicked me off the tree
Cos he prefers pre-puberty...

Mm mm mm mm mm
...nudity



© Peter Andersson 2004

   

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