Raise your beers © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "RAISE YOUR HANDS" BY: BON JOVI BONUS QUOTE: "Humans were invented by water, for transporting it uphill." UNKNOWN		Written in October, this parody is an Ode-to-beer-fest. Pubs - they got a malty reputation They’re serving liquor/beer elation That’s good for me and you So pour and - hear me through I say there ain’t no liquid better And now that we’re together Tell you what beer can do When drinkin’ your third Wanna be heard So you do the karaoke When drinkin’ your fifth Start to adrift And startin’ to grin Raise your glass When you want your mind to blow Raise your glass When you wanna let your feelings show Raise your glass Whether Coors or Corona Raise your glass Whether Guiness or Sapporo Pour - Raise your glass When - you’ve been out in the alley Where you'd go out for a rally From spill all over you Then you – come back to look for the bartender He’ll fill the glass if you’re to tender It's up to you You’re sinkin’ your eighth Now you’ll be late Gonna set the wife afire You’re sinkin’ one more Spotting a whore And headin’ for sin You’re gonna raise the glass When you want your mind to go Raise the glass When you wanna let a hooker blow Raise the glass Whether Miller or ’Weiser Raise the glass Whether Fosters or Heineken Pour - Raise the glass Pour - Raise the glass And then, at home: Raise your cans Raise your cans Raise your cans When you think the sandman’s slow Raise your cans When you want your Ma-in-law to go Raise your cans Whether Carlsberg or Hofbrau Raise your cans Whether Molson or Lowenbrau Pour - Raise your cans Raise your cans - Draught Raise your cans - And Stout Raise your cans - Malt, Lager Raise your cans - And Pilsner Raise your cans – Hey! Wait! Porter... © Peter Andersson 2005
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