Rudolph’s doing Prancer © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "RHYTHM IS A DANCER" BY: SNAP BONUS QUOTE: "Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends." GEORGE BERNARD SHAW		Santa’s reindeers are Blitzen, Comet, Cupid, Dancer, Dasher, Donner, Prancer and Vixen. In original folklore (before Rudolph was added) they were all female, hence this parody is EITHER sexist OR politically correct! Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho Oh-Oh... Rudolph’s doing Prancer, they are soul companions Santa sees them everywhere Comet, elves and Blitzen, have entwined and joined in You can see them in the air Ho, Ho, satisfaction Ho, Ho, on the fly by, yeah Ho, Ho, satisfaction Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho Oh-Oh... Rudolph’s doing Dancer, now they’re soul companions Prancer sees them everywhere Vixen, gnomes and Donner, have entwined and joined in You can see them in the air Ho, Ho, satisfaction Ho, Ho, on the fly by, yeah Ho, Ho, satisfaction Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho Oh-Oh... Rudolph, copped a feel and, copped a feel and Rudolph, Rudolph then did Prancer Rudolph, copped a feel and, copped a feel and Rudolph, Rudolph then did Dancer AN ANGRY SANTA RAPS IN THE WORKSHOP: Don’t let Rudolph ride you, tie you Sneak inside you, work your hind through No such deer pulsation Brace vibration, stimulation Playsuit’s not in place His hoofs and nose it must be free to breezing it all in Reddish’s his nose, everything else to And he’ll control you Hold you, roll you, he’s no smolder Don’t touch him, taste him, Fill his bowl and let him face you Beat his meat’s what you don’t wanna If his hoofs don’t get ya this here whip is gonna I’m serious as she-wolfs When I say stay away from Rudolph's!!! Rudolph’s an advancer, still made new companions Santa saw them everywhere Cupid, imps and Dasher, did entwine and joined in You can see them in the air Ho, Ho, satisfaction Ho, Ho, on the fly by, yeah Ho, Ho, satisfaction Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho Oh-Oh... Rudolph, first he got the northern deer tick Rudolph, poor guy, he was so sick Rudolph, now he’s gotten syphilitic Rudolph, Rudolph’s at the clinic! © Peter Andersson 2005
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